Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Ms Leong Sux

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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