What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

i found waldo.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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