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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Where are you going Your house

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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