Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Caolan and Eamon

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Justin Bieber.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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