- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Women's rights

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

. . I am a whale

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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