I'm Batman.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's 9+10? 19

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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