- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Adam Chebali has no life

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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