- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A mormon walks into a bar.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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