- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

ask me if im a door yes

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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