- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

SBB

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Ian's mind Elevator music

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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