Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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