- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Yes.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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