- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

womens rights.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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