Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

This is the concept of anti-joke.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

copy me and i will kill you

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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