- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Bob Saget

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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