Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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