What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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