What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Atheism

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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What is cowboy say

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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