So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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