- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Penis

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Your mom.

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