- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Justin Bieber

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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