- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

whats a joke

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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