What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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