So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Womens basketball

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why are balck people black because they are

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Basically copying you.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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