What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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I am very humble.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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You're tall.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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