- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Lindsay Lohan

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

i found waldo.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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