- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

justin littleton being sucessful

404 Error: Joke not found

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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