i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Shea's sty....

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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