- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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