- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Anthony sucks

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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