- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Small Penis.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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