- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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