Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

. . I am a whale

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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