Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What if I told you.....potatoe

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What does water smell like? water.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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