- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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