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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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