Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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JUST KIDDING^

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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