Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Pickles

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

i found waldo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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