You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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