Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

gay pom...

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Poop.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What comes after 23? 24.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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