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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the car do? CRASH!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Badabing.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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