- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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