- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

YOU

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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