- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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