- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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