- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Everybody will die

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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