- Anti Joke

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Penis

Jews

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.