Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

just in time?

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Velcro. What a rip off.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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