- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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