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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

These jokes don't have punchlines.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...